The Most Absurd Boat Names In The Harbor

For most boat owners, boating isn’t just a hobby, it’s way of life. Whether they’re fishing, sailing, or throwing each other like rag dolls on the back of a speedboat, it’s no laughing matter. Aside from purchasing the boat, another rite of passage in the seafaring world is naming the boat. This is not something to take lightly either. It’s on par with naming a child because a boat is a reflection of its owner and they want everyone on the dock to know its name. While some boaters take this to heart and name their boat something meaningful, others take a different approach. In true boating fashion, this usually involves being as immature, offensive, or as inappropriate as possible. All aboard!

Taking Some Well-Deserved Time Off

We wish that this boat owner’s boss could see what their employee named their trusty vessel. When people think that this person is doing research or traveling for work, in reality, they’re probably getting in some much-needed deep sea fishing or heading down to Mexico for a little vacation.

Photo Credits: boataccessoriesonline / Instagram
Photo Credits: boataccessoriesonline / Instagram

However, we appreciate the honesty on their part. They’re not trying to hide anything from anyone. Make sure to give them a wave if you ever see this boat out on the water.