Between the germs and the grime, public bathrooms can be gross, scary places. There is a bright side to these common areas, though, and that is the hilarious notes sometimes written on the walls. There’s nothing like spotting a clever reference to your favorite movie while you’re relieving yourself, or seeing “you’re beautiful” written on the wall while you’re in that vulnerable state. People can get very creative when it comes to hand driers and paper towel dispensers.
Run, Matt, Run!
There are two possibilities here. One is that the person who wrote this really needed to convey this message to Matt. And the other, more likely, possibility is that someone wrote this in an attempt to freak out anyone named Matt.
Either way, this message would be enough to at least get a smirk from someone using the john. It’s hilarious to imagine a Matt yanking up his pants and racing out of the bathroom for an unknown reason.